Sex toy – or item from the Screwfix Catalogue?

As an avid DIYer (oo-er), I thought some of the Screwfix catalogue items sounded a little bit pervy... The BSP Flanged BacknutHigh performance Universal PlugTradesman's JigStump GrinderBlack Rim LatchRoughneck Pole DiggerFlange Head NutsTube BenderStud HoleDirty Water PumpVictorian Mortice KnobsMini Ball ValvePush-fit Union NutsDry Lining BoxCrack RepairFeeler GaugeRubber-lined Pipe ClipPoly Stop CockPressure Test NipplesCock Throbbler -... Continue Reading →

10 Items From the Screwfix Catalogue Which Could be Rappers, DJs or 1980s Pop Acts

Turbo Silver — http://www.screwfix.com/p/turbo-silver-woodscrews-double-self-countersunk-5-x-45mm-200-pack/48275 Flomaster — http://www.screwfix.com/p/flomasta-flat-towel-radiator-chrome-1100-x-600mm-385w-1314btu/5509d Robus Triangular — http://www.screwfix.com/p/robus-triangular-led-cabinet-downlight-brushed-chrome/65404 Boston Flashband — http://www.screwfix.com/p/flashband-bostik-flashband-flashband-grey-10-x-225mm/22704 MK Sentry — http://www.screwfix.com/p/mk-sentry-16-module-10-way-metal-split-load-consumer-unit/2186g Masterplug 3 Way Splitter — http://www.screwfix.com/p/masterplug-3-way-splitter-110v/78182 Timbadeck — http://www.screwfix.com/p/timbadeck-double-countersunk-carbon-steel-decking-screws-4-5-x-65mm-1300-pack/23160 Mapei Ultraplan — http://www.screwfix.com/p/mapei-ultraplan-self-levelling-compound-grey-25kg/4959f Stikatak — http://www.screwfix.com/p/stikatak-all-in-one-polyethylene-wood-laminate-flooring-underlay-3mm-10m/41337 Wolfcraft Master — http://www.screwfix.com/p/wolfcraft-master-200-folding-workbench/1970p

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