Jeremy Corbyn in the Cats film.

There appear to have been two huge disasters in the UK in December 2019. Firstly, the massive Labour loss in the General election. no matter which side of the political divide you're on, I like to see a government kept in check by a decent opposition, this isn't going to happen. and then to compound... Continue Reading →

Katy Perry & Chipsticks

Seeing Mariah Carey advertising Walkers Crisps this festive season, what other posters could be dragged in to help sell fried spuds... "I ate your crisps and I liked it.. The taste of your salty Chipsticks."

Walken on Sunshine

An idea for a holiday TV show involving Christopher Walken visiting various holiday hotspots and asking people what the fuck they're doing there. While you're here, don't forget to check out These Boots are Made for Walken, and Walken on the Wild Side.

Sex toy – or item from the Screwfix Catalogue?

As an avid DIYer (oo-er), I thought some of the Screwfix catalogue items sounded a little bit pervy... The BSP Flanged BacknutHigh performance Universal PlugTradesman's JigStump GrinderBlack Rim LatchRoughneck Pole DiggerFlange Head NutsTube BenderStud HoleDirty Water PumpVictorian Mortice KnobsMini Ball ValvePush-fit Union NutsDry Lining BoxCrack RepairFeeler GaugeRubber-lined Pipe ClipPoly Stop CockPressure Test NipplesCock Throbbler -... Continue Reading →

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