Sex toy – or item from the Screwfix Catalogue?

As an avid DIYer (oo-er), I thought some of the Screwfix catalogue items sounded a little bit pervy... The BSP Flanged BacknutHigh performance Universal PlugTradesman's JigStump GrinderBlack Rim LatchRoughneck Pole DiggerFlange Head NutsTube BenderStud HoleDirty Water PumpVictorian Mortice KnobsMini Ball ValvePush-fit Union NutsDry Lining BoxCrack RepairFeeler GaugeRubber-lined Pipe ClipPoly Stop CockPressure Test NipplesCock Throbbler -... Continue Reading →

5 Dec 2019 1

My portrait of Michael Portillo

2 Dec 2019 1

“I’ll give you my narwhal tusk when you pry it from my cold, dead hands”

30 Nov 2019 0

True top regrets of the dying

I thought I'd do my own version of the apparently genuine top regrets of dying people.

11 Oct 2019 0

Take a Walken… on the wild side

An idea for a Natural History TV show hosted by Christopher Walken.

11 Oct 2019 1

Dominic Cummings on the Death Star

Dominic Cummings as an imperial Officer on the Death Star

Just a bit of harmless fun on Photoshop ladies and gentlemen. Rather pleased with the colour balance, but the sneer is all Dom's own.

27 Sep 2019 0

What’s Dominic Cummings up to? #cummingswatch

A series of images to track what the planet-sized brain of Dominic Cummings is up to... #whatscummingsupto It's bin day, I caught him rifling through my recycling. When challenged he said he was 'attempting to infer voter intention through yogurt brand usage' Caught him poking his head over the toilet door. when I asked what... Continue Reading →

3 Sep 2019 0