Katy Perry & Chipsticks

Seeing Mariah Carey advertising Walkers Crisps this festive season, what other posters could be dragged in to help sell fried spuds... "I ate your crisps and I liked it.. The taste of your salty Chipsticks."

Walken on Sunshine

An idea for a holiday TV show involving Christopher Walken visiting various holiday hotspots and asking people what the fuck they're doing there. While you're here, don't forget to check out These Boots are Made for Walken, and Walken on the Wild Side.

Sex toy – or item from the Screwfix Catalogue?

As an avid DIYer (oo-er), I thought some of the Screwfix catalogue items sounded a little bit pervy... The BSP Flanged BacknutHigh performance Universal PlugTradesman's JigStump GrinderBlack Rim LatchRoughneck Pole DiggerFlange Head NutsTube BenderStud HoleDirty Water PumpVictorian Mortice KnobsMini Ball ValvePush-fit Union NutsDry Lining BoxCrack RepairFeeler GaugeRubber-lined Pipe ClipPoly Stop CockPressure Test NipplesCock Throbbler -... Continue Reading →

What’s Dominic Cummings up to? #cummingswatch

A series of images to track what the planet-sized brain of Dominic Cummings is up to... #whatscummingsupto It's bin day, I caught him rifling through my recycling. When challenged he said he was 'attempting to infer voter intention through yogurt brand usage' Caught him poking his head over the toilet door. when I asked what... Continue Reading →

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