The perfect opportunity for the Spands to make some cash...
Spandau Ballet – True
1980s Film Gossip Magazine
I've spent a lot of time this year listening to film podcasts like Smershpod and Betamax Video Club which have reviewed some of my favourite films from the 1980s, and some of my least favourite. It doesn't matter, it's always fun to go over some of the classics of the era which have survived the... Continue Reading →
Jeremy Corbyn in the Cats film.
There appear to have been two huge disasters in the UK in December 2019. Firstly, the massive Labour loss in the General election. no matter which side of the political divide you're on, I like to see a government kept in check by a decent opposition, this isn't going to happen. and then to compound... Continue Reading →
Walken on Sunshine
An idea for a holiday TV show involving Christopher Walken visiting various holiday hotspots and asking people what the fuck they're doing there. While you're here, don't forget to check out These Boots are Made for Walken, and Walken on the Wild Side.
Sex toy – or item from the Screwfix Catalogue?
As an avid DIYer (oo-er), I thought some of the Screwfix catalogue items sounded a little bit pervy... The BSP Flanged BacknutHigh performance Universal PlugTradesman's JigStump GrinderBlack Rim LatchRoughneck Pole DiggerFlange Head NutsTube BenderStud HoleDirty Water PumpVictorian Mortice KnobsMini Ball ValvePush-fit Union NutsDry Lining BoxCrack RepairFeeler GaugeRubber-lined Pipe ClipPoly Stop CockPressure Test NipplesCock Throbbler -... Continue Reading →
These boots are made for walken
My idea for a new TV series where Christopher Walken travels the world trying on handmade boots...
Take a Walken… on the wild side
An idea for a Natural History TV show hosted by Christopher Walken.
