Sex toy – or item from the Screwfix Catalogue?

As an avid DIYer (oo-er), I thought some of the Screwfix catalogue items sounded a little bit pervy…

• The BSP Flanged Backnut
• High performance Universal Plug
• Tradesman’s Jig
• Stump Grinder
• Black Rim Latch
• Roughneck Pole Digger
• Flange Head Nuts
• Tube Bender
• Stud Hole
• Dirty Water Pump
• Victorian Mortice Knobs
• Mini Ball Valve
• Push-fit Union Nuts
• Dry Lining Box
• Crack Repair
• Feeler Gauge
• Rubber-lined Pipe Clip
• Poly Stop Cock
• Pressure Test Nipples
• Cock Throbbler – actually, I made this one up.

If you’ve got more time to waste I’ve also done a list of Screwfix items which sound like 80s bands, or rappers, or something, I don’t know, it was a couple of months ago now…