As an avid DIYer (oo-er), I thought some of the Screwfix catalogue items sounded a little bit pervy…
- The BSP Flanged Backnut
- High performance Universal Plug
- Tradesman’s Jig
- Stump Grinder
- Black Rim Latch
- Roughneck Pole Digger
- Flange Head Nuts
- Tube Bender
- Stud Hole
- Dirty Water Pump
- Victorian Mortice Knobs
- Mini Ball Valve
- Push-fit Union Nuts
- Dry Lining Box
- Crack Repair
- Feeler Gauge
- Rubber-lined Pipe Clip
- Poly Stop Cock
- Pressure Test Nipples
- Cock Throbbler – actually, I made this one up.
If you’ve got more time to waste I’ve also done a list of Screwfix items which sound like 80s bands, or rappers, or something, I don’t know, it was a couple of months ago now…
Not forgetting The Compression Adapting Male Coupler (15mm x 1/2 “) , OOOOHH EEEEEERRRRR missus!
https://www.screwfix.com/p/compression-adapting-male-coupler-15mm-x/69358
and the Male Munsen Ring Backplate https://www.screwfix.com/p/male-munsen-ring-backplate-m10-10-pack/6952j fnaarr fnaar!
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